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The story of Adam and Eve.
When the world was created, God needed to create ways to make consequences. God decided to make two people named Adam and Eve. He made these two people different. So different, that if they were to have certain parts touch each other they could make other humans. This was part of God's master plan. His plan became tainted, when he realized that Adam and Eve had no interest in each other. God decided to make more humans. He decided he would Adam and Eve as examples of what not to do. He had no other way of doing this. The Earth at this time was a paradise. It was full of sandy beaches with pure blue water, beautiful fruit-filled rainforests, and no bad items in sight. God decided that he would make bad things on his planet, to show the humans that with a good, there is always a bad. In turn, God made a "Forbidden Fruit" and set it in a rainforest near where Adam and Eve were located. During this time, Adam and Eve were growing closer. God had not yet created clothes, but the humans had no idea what naked was, so they never wondered why they had nothing covering them. They did both realize that they were different from each other, all though they had no idea why or what it was. One day, Adam and Eve decided to go for a walk in the forest. Adam and Eve were growing more and more attracted to each other. They were walking through the forest, when Eve told Adam to stop. Eve said that she really enjoyed him, and that something about him made her feel really good inside. She told him that she had no way of stopping the feelings. Adam told Eve that he felt the same type of feelings, and when he did, his outside organ would become bigger and stick up. When it did this it also hurt him. He could feel one of these "things" coming on now, and Eve watched his outside organ get bigger and stand upright. She was so amazed and jealous of this site, that she asked Adam if she could touch it. She touched it and Adam moaned. This felt extremely good to him, he told Eve. Adam asked Eve is she would keep touching it. Eve began stroking Adam's outside organ, faster and faster. Adam was moaning and Eve's own womanhood was starting to feel like it needed to be touched. She stopped stroking Adams organ, and told him that her's was starting to feel wet. She asked Adam if he would touch it for her. Adam began touching Eve internally. Eve thought that it felt amazing. She was moaning the whole time. Adam stopped and said to Eve that it was wet down there. He wondered to himself what it would taste like. Adam decided her would put his face near there and lick it up. To Adam's surprise it tasted wonderful. Eve was surprised when he did this, and moaning loudly when he did. Adam continued to put his fingers into her insides. He wasn't sure how deep it was, so he grapped a long pointy orange carrot and stuck it inside of her. It almost went totally inside. Adam stopped and looked at Eve and asked her if it had hurt when he put that in her. Eve said no, it felt wonderful. Adam told Eve that he had an idea, that he could put his organ, which was extremely hard, into Eve's inside organ; it would feel good to both of them. Adam picked up Eve and he slowing put her onto his organ. As soon as it was inside of Eve, he knew that this was right. It felt so wonderful to him, and Eve had a huge smile on her face. Eve started going up and down on Adam's organ, until it felt so good to Adam that something happened to him. He felt something come out of his organ and into Eve and it was the most amazing feeling he had ever felt. Eve had felt an explosion of pleasure when she felt whatever had come out of Adam's organ. Adam and Eve got off of each other and took a quick nap in the woods. When Eve awoke before Adam did, she decided to go look for some beautiful, delicious, fruit. Eve went skipping through the forest and came to the tree with the Forbidden Fruit on it. It was so beautiful and wonderful, that Eve picked it and took it back to where Adam was sleeping. She awoke him, and told him to look at the fruit. The fruit at this time was glowing a beautiful green color. Eve couldn't resist, and took a bite out of it. She looked at Adam after and said that it felt like sex. Adam looked at Eve like she was crazy, because he had never heard of sex before. Adam was unsure of what Eve was talking about, but Eve convinced Adam that the fruit was delicious and he was crazy not to try it. Eve was using many words that Adam had never heard before. Adam took the fruit, and gently took a bite. As soon as he took the bite he understood everything Eve had been talking about. He understood what sex was, what the organ hanging off of him was called, even what it was that came out of it while inside Eve. He had so much new knowledge flowing through his brain, that it was overwhelming. As soon as Adam understood everything, the sky in the rainforest turned black, and God himself appeared to Adam and Eve. He told them they had tasted the forbidden fruit, and have now learned everything that should not have been introduced to them. They were now soiled. God also told them that he did not believe that Adam and Eve would mate, and by them mating and also eating the forbidden fruit, ruined God's plans forever. God decided that his paradise would be ruined, and left the paradise to fend for itself. After God left, Adam and Eve went crazy and had sex at least three times a day. After some time, Eve started growing larger. Her belly became large and she would get sick every morning. Adam and Eve both thought that God had decided to punish them, by killing Eve slowly. After Eve was fat for a long while, she began having extreme pains near her vagina. Adam decided to see what was happening, and saw that part of a head was emerging from her vagina. He gently pulled it out, and realized that it was a baby. Adam and Eve had mated and had a child, and would keep there paradise alive by having more and more children. God had seen that Adam and Eve had a child, and decided he would help them. He went back down to Earth and told them everything they needed to know about children and childbirth. Since then, God has never come back down to the Earth, but Adam and Eve kept the population alive by having the other humans on Earth mate. The Earth eventually turned into something much different that a paradise, all because of Adam and Eve.
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